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Funny Psychic Reading of My Future

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The prompt

Write a comic 'psychic reading' of my future.

Inputs
- Things to predict: [e.g. meeting the love of my life, a big trip, a career change]
- Details about me to weave in: [2-3 harmless details]
- Length: 300-500 words

Character: a dramatic, slightly unhinged psychic named [name] with a crystal ball that 'keeps buffering'.

Structure
- Theatrical opening ritual.
- One section per prediction, each with an oddly specific detail and an ironic twist.
- A 'warning from the spirits' about something trivial.
- Sign-off with a bill for services.

Keep it obviously playful: no health, death or money predictions presented as real advice.

Why this prompt

• AI-graded 82/100 for quality and structure
• Written for General

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